Adventures in Laundry

So, I already know that when Nickos finds out that I posted this story he is going to have a fit, but yesterday I had asked him to move the white load into the dryer. Of course, I don't let him do the laundry because his idea of doing the laundry is throwing whites and blacks in the same load and I'm not ok with that, so I suck it up and do all the laundry because it's a waste of water for us each to do our own laundry. Anyway, back to the story at hand. So he asks me like he's never worked a dryer before "How do I turn it on?" and I respond "just put the clothes in and press start." So, I am getting ready to go to work and I go to the garage to get my work shirt out of the dryer. And there it is...still sitting there...sopping wet. Well shit, I have to be to work in 15 minutes so I call the OG and thank god my most favoritest manager is working and I tell him that Nick was supposed to start the dryer but he didn't quite make it that far and I as of right now will be a half hour late because I don't have a dry work shirt. So of course I tell Nickos that my shirt is still wet because he didn't start the dryer. And he tries to blame it on me that I didn't tell him he needed to press the button twice...all of the lights lit up so he thought it started...but wouldn't most people make sure the dryer started before they walked away? or is it just me?


...AND THEN...I go to get my workshirt out of the dryer (it's finally dry now...don't leave a man to do something a woman can do better :)..and lo and behold theres twenty-one crisp US dollars! HOLLA! I've hit the motherload...but we all know it came out of Nickos' pockets...so I struggled with the thought of keeping it since I do the laundry..but my guilt go the best of me because I love Nickos and I don't want to steal his money even though I warned him that I was keeping whatever I found in the washer/dryer...but $21 is a lot when you're poor. But he has officially been warned so next time I will be keeping it!